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theonion:

Entire Train Ride Spent Deciding If, When To Use Bathroom

“With the locks as unreliable as they are, and people unable to hear you knocking over the noise of the train, keeping an eye on the restroom is crucial,” Broberg said. “Unless, of course, you want to place your trust in the people sitting across from the bathroom, but nine times out of 10, they’re just guessing when they say no one’s in there.”

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theonion:

Entire Train Ride Spent Deciding If, When To Use Bathroom

“With the locks as unreliable as they are, and people unable to hear you knocking over the noise of the train, keeping an eye on the restroom is crucial,” Broberg said. “Unless, of course, you want to place your trust in the people sitting across from the bathroom, but nine times out of 10, they’re just guessing when they say no one’s in there.”

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thetickr:

Michael Jordan, 1991 playoffs: 16 wins
Michael Jordan, 1992 playoffs: 16 wins
Michael Jordan, 1993 playoffs: 16 wins
Michael Jordan, 1996 playoffs: 16 wins
Michael Jordan, 1997 playoffs: 16 wins
Michael Jordan, 1998 playoffs: 16 wins
Michael Jordan, 2012 regular season: 7 wins

thetickr:

Michael Jordan, 1991 playoffs: 16 wins

Michael Jordan, 1992 playoffs: 16 wins

Michael Jordan, 1993 playoffs: 16 wins

Michael Jordan, 1996 playoffs: 16 wins

Michael Jordan, 1997 playoffs: 16 wins

Michael Jordan, 1998 playoffs: 16 wins

Michael Jordan, 2012 regular season: 7 wins

theonion:

Report: Humans Have Evolved To Point Where They No Longer Hear Dick Vitale
thetickr:

With Tebow on his way maybe it’s time for the Jets to consider a rebrand? 

via @tbs1977

thetickr:

With Tebow on his way maybe it’s time for the Jets to consider a rebrand?

via @tbs1977